menstrual steak
a large portion of meat (usually beef) consumed by a female immediately before or during her menstrual period.
this is a particularly noteworthy phenomenon in women who usually do not consume much meat or in vegetarians who clandestinely indulge in monthly hormone induced carnivorous cravings.
a: -gasp- ‘i thought mandy was a vegetarian!’
b: ‘she’s on her rags. give her a break!’
a: ‘ohhhhh… she’s having a menstrual steak. my bad. i guess i won’t mention it next time i b-mp into her and her vegan hipster boyfriend.’
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