Menstrual Tide
the appropriate mascot for the university (sic) of alabama. used to describe a fan base that is missing teeth, eats clay and where marrying your sister is par for course.
caruthers: “who do the menstrual tides play today?
archibald: “i’m not sure but even if they lose they’ll probably “say” it’s a win anyway because they’re in the sec; have you ever met a more delusional fan base?”
caruthers: “nope, the menstrual tide make excuses and claim fictional national championships like their lives depend on it”
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