Mental Bleach


alcoholic concoction (i prefer patron and apple juice) that completely scrubs your brain cells clean, making it impossible to remember the dirty sh-t you did the night before.
i have no idea what filthy sh-t i did last night, i drank some mental bleach and its all gone.

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