Mental dating
dating a celebrity whom you have a huge crush on in your head since you do not stand a chance to actually date him/her. tweeting numerously at the particular celebrity’s account to get his/her attention is the best way to know if one is mentally dating a celebrity.
– so w-ssup with you? you married or something?
– no. but i’m mental dating a celebrity.
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