Mental Orgasm


when your brain either has a “mangasm”, makes the”man gravy”, have the “happy sneeze” nectar in your head, get your mental “rocks off”, grease the frontal orbs, feel like you are banging your brains out, eating a glazed donut, experiencing the enema, dreaming about the five finger knuckle chuckle, using your gaydar, performing the kegel exercises with your oyster,
i had a “mental -rg-sm” as i exited the theatre row climbing over the top of several people.

she had that “deer in the headlights” look about her. i wonder if she was having another one of her “mental -rg-sms?”

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