when someone see’s you have snapchatted them then makes the mental choice not to open your snap
i knew she was on her phone but she didn’t open my snap. she must be mental r-bombing me.
when something said, or done, is so funny it makes your b-tt hole pucker while laughing. boy 1 “bro, derek tripped over jasmines d-ld- walking down his steps!” boy 2 “bro, that sh-ts b-ttholearius!”
- hit a snag
to fail to agree. when two people or parties are negotiating, but they reach a point where they both cannot compromise. when alex and marsha were deciding who would keep the baby, they hit a snag.
- bugged asf
h-lla high as f-ck he was bugged asf
a physical disorder in which lack of s-x and excessive horniness forces someone to sleep with a random stranger. derived from narcoleptic in which lack of sleep causes a person to nod off mid-sentence. my friend ed hadn’t been laid in so long, after the bar closed tonight he appeared to be f-ckaleptic heading home […]
- computer c*nt
some c-nt who thinks they know everything about computers john: hey tim! tim: what john: i just got a gt9 ftyt5 dsdq role processor and a gtx 2000 tim: your a computer c-nt