mental telapathy


the ability to be mentally telepathic, while remaining totally ambivalent to what is being detected.
person 1: “hmm…”

person 2: “i know exactly what your thinking but i couldn’t give a d-mn.”

person 1: “why not?”

person 2: “because i have mental telapathy.”

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