Mentula Grandiosus Syndrome
a condition manifest in certain adult males, identified by the following symptoms:
1. a p-n-s worn down to the size of an acorn or smaller, from continuous self-m-ssage.
2. the delusion that the size of said p-n-s is far above average, and possessed only by highly motivated, hard working, intelligent individuals that thrive in a dynamic and creative work setting.
travis and michael, both suffering from mentula grandiosus syndrome, did not realize that being characterized as “the biggest d-cks on the block” was not a compliment.
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