meow mix
what me and my cat ate last night for dinner becuase my mom ran off with a trucker and i live in a ditch.
i love meow mix. the fishy taste gives me a nice warm tingle inside, its what makes my ditch feel like home. friskies is the best brand though.
what i like to say when i see a bunch of different kinds of cats in one setting.
wow, some meow mix you’ve got going on here…
a: a popular brand of cat food, even though your cat wont touch it.
b: several different species of cats living in the same environment.
a: ( wont say due to shameless product placement reasons) :p
b: wow, some meow mix you have in here. never seen a sphinx and a persian get along so well, you figure the sphinx would be jelous.
tasty
meowmix was what i ate last night.
a re-mix of a song using only cat noises and cat related references.
” if i like it then i’m gonna take a nap on it, if i like it then i’m gonna take a nap on it, mew mew mew, mew mew mew mew mew m’ mew, mew mew mew mew” ( to beyonce’s single ladies)
” wow, that was one crazy meow mix, brittney spears never sounded so right”
a miniaturized and slightly altered jager bomb, poured into a 3.5 oz plastic shot cup, made as a 1:1 ratio of jager to red bull. first appeared in charlottesville, va @ mellow mushroom in 2004 after a long night of bourbon, cartman imitations, and jager/red bull premixed shooters
“yo, dawson, gimme 3 meow mixes; one for you, two for me”
drug slang for ketamine.
ktard: do you have any meow mix? i need to buy a vial.
drug dealer: yeah, i just grabbed some.
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