MEOW

acronym for, morning erotically obsessed woman (or women)
beneath her demure businesswoman persona was a wild child who awoke each day gripped by meow.
sound uttered by the feline species (cats). see examples for possible meanings.
i’m not fluent in cat, but to date it seems to mean:
1. i’m hungry, feed me.
2. let me out, i gotta pee.
3. nevermind, i just peed in your potted plants in the living room and sprayed your favorite recliner.
4. let me in, i’m sorry. i’m done peeing.
5. your in my chair.6. my ear itches, scratch it for me will ya’.
7. i’m soooo glad your home, i missed you today. (see examples 1 and 6 for reasons for being missed).
1. a sound a kitty makes.
2. a sound that is fun to make yourself.
“meow… meow!!!! meow!!!!!”
“no kitty this is my potpie!”
random word uttered by bored teens. means ‘i’m bored’ or ‘you’re such an idiot that i’m ignoring you and meowing instead’.
she meowed after i told her about my grandmother’s foot problem.
often used to interrupt awkward silences. can be translated to “start talking b-tches.”
john: “so i’m gay…”
jack: “…”
bill: “oh… yeah?”
john: “yeah…”
jack: “cool…”
bill: “…”
jack: “…”
john: “meow.”
jack: “right. so who watched the game last night?”
the sound that a person makes for eveything attention, love, to be looked at, and to annoy others.
meow, meow, meow.
the sound spongebob’s pet snail gary makes.
gary: meow!
spngebob: no gary!

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