meowski
it is the size of a small toaster and will eat b-tterflies and rainbows and spit out twice as much b-tterflies and rainbows. however, if you put anything other than b-tterflies and rainbows in it it will eat it and spit out large amounts of useless cr-p, sh-t and make your car explode when you put children in it. it may also suck you up its b-tt-hole and you may never get out.
hey, freddy, go stand near the back of that meowski!
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