MerBear Sausage


a pre-packaged, premium cut sausage link made from freshly shat connecticut merbear. coming in various flavors, the merbear sausage can be purchased in both original and mariah carey, who incidentally is a sausage look-a-like.
what are you eating? is that a regular sausage?
are you f-cking me right now? this is a merbear sausage.

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