Merble
a state of relative nothingness, boredom, frustration, or just general existence for which there is no adequate subst-tute. merbling can be an action, as well as an adjective, or a general conversation filler, as well as noun (merbler). there are many forms of merble, but all involve similar, unexciting emotions.
“man, about ten minutes into that 3-hour lecture, i was merbling hard, it only got worse from there”
“dude, your 30 minutes late!” “merble!”
“i went on a date with that girl, but she was too much of a merbler, so i bailed.”
to ramble, going on and on about nothing.
“quit your merbling or i’ll drive this car right into oncoming traffic, i swear to god!!”
adjective – state of utter disarray or incoherence
i f-cked her merbley eye’d.
a man’s p-n-s hole. the place where pee exits a p-n-s.
last night i got bored so i threw my legs over my head and found out how many toothpicks i could fit into my merble.
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