a fictional female character in grand theft auto : vice city,she has a l’il crush on the protagonist and calls him most of the times.she is the daughter of retired soldier,colonel juan garcia cortez.
tommy,have you heard anything lately about ms mercedes cortez ?
- snakin the boys
worse than “d-gg-n the boys”. the act of a person lying to his friends in order to get out of planned event to flirt with a girl because he is more thirsty than an ethiopian who has not had water for 8 months. person a: “hey, are you going to come with the boys for […]
a short person “he’s such a rithwik”
- green mangoe
a succulent vitoria bitter, best served at room temperature out of a can. can’t wait to knock the top of a few green mangoes this evening with the boys!
- stick and slide
similar to “soggy biscuit,” stick and slide is a much larger scale event. gathering about two hundred men and having them jerk off onto a slip n slide, the last of whom to climax must them run and slide down the slip n slide. yeah it was so gross, jerry was the last one and […]