mercedes cortez



a fictional female character in grand theft auto : vice city,she has a l’il crush on the protagonist and calls him most of the times.she is the daughter of retired soldier,colonel juan garcia cortez.
tommy,have you heard anything lately about ms mercedes cortez ?

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