Mercedes Mistress


a car so fine, you’d have s-x with it if you could. pure eye candy. like a mistress, it’s responsive and low maintenance, but expects to be treated like the fine piece of art it is. unlike a real mistress, it is the ultimate toy for picking up the ladies.
“when i pulled up in my new mercedes mistress, all the ladies took notice.”

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