Mercenaritis
a disease brought on by over-playing of mercenaries 2: world in flames too much. symptoms include: hating venezuelans, having the excessive desire to steal a car, and crash it into a petroleum pump, or the urge to capture mansions. the only cure is 5 hours of chinese water torture followed by 3 pounds of cake
guy 1: hey, you wanna drive to that new venezuelan restaurant?
guy 2: nah, i can’t, i might kill them. i have mercenaritis
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