Merch War
a war between friends who buy band merchandise from gigs.
the aim is to buy more funky t-shirts than the next guy.
you win only when your not seen in the same t-shirt for 3 months.
tom: i tahdarlah merched out
andy c: so did i
tom: i got like 5 t-shirts
timmeeeyy: commence merch war…
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