mercury topaz
a poorly made car from mercury that was manufactured in the 80’s and early 90’s. they stopped making it due to poor sales and the fact that they’re pieces of cr-p. they top out around 75 mph and are extremely unattractive. often referred to as the “slowpaz”.
phil- “dude, i just got a mercury topaz”
chris- “that sucks man, i heard that they’ve been banned from highways because they’re so slow, and no self respecting girl would ever set foot inside of one of them”
phil- “yeah, i should probly go drive it of a bridge”
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