Merge Burgler


one who uses the merge lane as an actual, viable, legal lane of traffic, for the purpose of a) getting into a static lane of traffic far in advance of the other vehicles who have merged more promptly, or b) p-ssing moving traffic at greater speeds than even the current ‘fast lane’ would allow.
al was in the habit of only half-occupying a lane when he merged into it, leaving half his 1990 dodge dart hanging into the merge lane to discourage the merge burgler s.

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