Merge Molester


similar to merge burgler, used for more egregious, infuriatig, and/or sociopathic examples of merge-lane exploitation.

example; going up an offramp, only to go through the light at the top and back down the opposite onramp, then forcing oneself back into a (stationary) line of traffic at the expense of everyone between the exit and entry points.
…..aaaaand there he goes. man, if i knew my kid did that, i’d disown him. hope that frikken’ merge molester gets his grill ripped of by some 1990 rustbucket ford escort when he tries weaselling back in.

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