Merge Monkey


a person who habitually uses the median turn-lane to illegally merge with traffic after a left turn, especially when they could have legally and safely turned into the proper traffic lane.
i was turning into the subdivision and a merge monkey almost killed me! i had to swerve to prevent a head-on collision!

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