merica

america
hick: if you don’t like they way things are here in merica then you can git out.
a whole new way of saying america. as america falls into the category of a nation, merica is the whole experience of america summed up in a stereotypical way. eating anything deep-fried, shooting shotguns, getting so fat you attempt to use the force to levitate it off the coffee table, all compressed into one word. people often say it when they see americans doing things only americans can do, such as: tr-mm-ng a hedge with a chainsaw, eating quadruple burgers with extra lard, and driving tractors in the middle of a freeway. it is often expressed in a proud and commonly exaggerated manor. this phrase is one to be only used when the time comes to say it, like at a eating contest or at a mud pit wrestling match. as there are so many people in america that truly express what the word is all about, there is one family that pushes it over the limit. they are commonly called the “honey boo boo family”.

they are known to do the same, and even more, of the equally stupid stunts that typical rednecks would do. they are reported to relive acts of true merican spirit, like drinking 2 liter bottles of diet cola, driving trucks into frozen creeks, getting pointless tattoos of american birds on their backs, eating processed nacho cheese in a bacon cup, tucking their ak47s in their pillows, ordering 27 big macs at mcdonalds with a side salad, and so much more.
son: “dad, did you see that man eat 503 hot dogs in 3 minutes? i wonder how many pounds he will gain!”

dad: “shut up son, and embrace true merican spirit held before you!”

son: “but dad-”

dad: “merica!”
george w. bush’s foreign policy
who cares if there are no gawddamm dubbahmdee’s? that’s in iraqistan, we live in ‘merica, the land of the free and the home of the whopper baby!!! so if saddam hoosaine don’t like it, then he can kiss my ‘merican -ss!
america

redneck/hick version.
f-ck dem f-gs. we live in ‘merica! land of the free. sept for dem rag heads.
1. the country where primative apes thrive; mainly off of macdonald’s hamburgers and tears from the souls of war- torn countries.

2. a dest-tute land where thirteen year old zombies rage and fap to call of duty

3. term is used by ignorant toothless, beer gutted halfwits, but is now becoming more popular with the mortally obese youths.
man 1: you hear that sh-t thats going down in syria?

man 2: no, what?

man 1: the army just sh-lled the whole village! what a shame…

man 2: serves them pakis right! merica !!!!!!
the act of surprisingly ramming your thumb up a chicks wagon during s-xual intercourse. the face portrayed by this chick is usually one with patriotic pride.
brah i was blowing her out like a flat tire. then i gave her the ‘merica. –brah reenacts the perfect form–