merkel


verb. to perform an unsolicited shoulder m-ssage.
while angela was seated at the table, george snuck up and merkeled her.
a longhaired b-st-rd that likes to surf, while smoking a corncob pipe. he is known to shout mahalo at the top of his lungs while peeing on the top of his moped.
holy sh-t, did you see that merkel in the bushes, he was totally smoking reefer.
to perform c-nn-l-ng-s on a women whilst she defecates.
upon returning from the optometrist, lydia excused herself to the restroom to make a movement. george, feeling giddy, joined her in the bathroom, got down on all fours, and gave her the merkeling of a lifetime.
to take something that does not belong to you
while walking down the street early sunday morning anthony decided to merkel the newspaper from his neighbor’s lawn.

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