merken


a pubic wig. fake mons hair.
her merken was infested with lice.
a mock piece of pubic hair used by prost-tutes in the 1930’s and 1940’s who would shave their v-g-n-‘s to reduce the risk of crabs.( aka: a wig for p-ssy )
i trounced her dillypot so hard her merken fell off

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