Merkinstock
produced in germany, this bavarian wonder was concocted for hobbits with inclinations for podiatric balding; equipped with a cork bottom it not only keeps a hobbit’s feet stylish, but protected.
it’s not the size of the merkinstocks that matters, it’s how you use them.
those is some dank ‘stocks.
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similar to birkenstocks, merkinstocks are sandals made from pubic wigs. they are designed to warm the feet and provide a unique new look for the fashionable individual.
“becky, check out ashley’s merkinstocks.”
“i know! they’re so flashy! what a wh-r-!”
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