Merkisim
a four phase, 16 step process involving the los angeles lakers winning back-to-back nba championships.
merkisim was completed when the lakers beat boston in game seven.
commence merkisim.
oklahoma city equals merked. next! merkisim, a three phase, 12 step process involving the los angeles lakers winning back-to-back nba championships.
utah jazz equals merked. next! merkisim, a two phase, eight step process involving the los angeles lakers winning back-to-back nba championships.
phoenix suns equals merked. next. merkisim, a one phase, four step process involving the los angeles lakers winning back-to-back nba championships.
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