Merktastic


(adj) a way of describing a situation in which someone or something could potentially be merked to the extreme
haha look at that little pr-ck over there, come we go merk him. yea merktastic!!

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    rhyming slang for w-nker that politician comes across as a bit of a merchant banker! the slightly more polite way of saying a w@nk3r. “my son’s heading for a life in the pits; all he wants to do is be a merchant banker in the toilets.

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    to m-st-rb-t-. to jerk off. to rub one out. to touch one’s self in a provocative manner for s-xual gratification. s-xual stimulation of a person’s own genitals. you guys go on with out me, i’m going to stay home and muzzle the vulture.

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    when your really h-rny and when you have to p–p and its stuck in your -n-l… so you have a friend help you out johnny: my p–p is itchy can you help me out? me: sure thing bud! me:-fists him until its better- johnny: thank you

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    parking lot duck. also know as lot ducks, asphalt ducks, etc. seagulls, are now to be known as parking lot ducks, when found on parking lots, and other asphalt surfaces. as far as anyone can tell the phrase was made up by cory goltiani, as he drove through a few parking lots dodging “the parking […]


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