merlax


merlax- a boy of the sport of lacross. lacking in the height area, and could be confused with a middle schooler due to the lack of maturity, facial hair, and pure athleticism. usually can be found carrying a large stick to try make up for the lack of manliness. all are c-cky for no apparent reason; lack of locker room, scholarships, lounge, and full-sized field.
yo, lj check out that dude.. he’s trying to pick up that 5/10.
no way that merlax can get a 5.

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