Merlin’s gag
merlin’s gag usually occurs after intimate pubic relations. in involves finding a rogue, ominously thick, hair at the back of your throat. merlin’s gag ensues, it’s a cat like reflex, but no matter what you do that sucker is not going anywhere.
jesus, i’ve had a merlin’s gag on all day! i knew i should have wet shaved her first!
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