Merlin’s Sleeve
the merlin’s sleeve is a certain, and not uncommon ‘breed’ of female genetelia, commonly found in the middle eastern region. the merlin’s sleeve is the complete opposite of a “camel toe” and refers to a female’s v-g-n- with a protruding, saggy l-b–.
named after it’s uncanny resemblance to the sleeve of merlin the wizard’s robe. merlin’s sleeve is uncommon amongst females under the age of 14.
person 1: “i could tell i wasn’t her first”
person 2: “how so?”
person 1: “she had merlin’s sleeve mate”
guy 1: “i finally got off her underwear only to realize merlin had left me a gift.”
“martina”
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