mermadillo


this is a fantasy creature whose combination is a mermaid and an armadillo. the bottom half of the creature is the mermaid-half. its top half is the armadillo-half.
man 1: look at the beauty of the swimming mermadillo!

man 2: beauty wasn’t really the word i had in mind…

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