Mermaid tits


t-ts that are blue and sparkley – this can be decoration on a top or can be acheieved through being very cold (and therefore with a blue tinge to the skin) and covered in body glitter.
‘wow nice top – it is blue and sparkley! you have mermaid t-ts.’

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