Mermalade


noun: 1. a delicious salty spread made entirely from farm-fresh mer-people. it’s a cheap party if they’re serving mermanlade.

2. to really spread your jump-off wide open and lay inches of pipe.
1. i only eat mermalade from the upper-caspian sea region.

2. yo i tried to mermalade dat hoe in the back of her prius. ain’t no room to hit it right.

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