Mertek


stupid; p-rnographer; gay; not-human; p-rnographer; dumb.
eww your d-ck is as small as mertek’s!

who just grabbed my -ss… mertek i told you i’m a guy d-mnit!

mertek: i love hotmail.com always giving me good p-rn
crashed: mertek.. thats hotmale.com… not hotmail.com.

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