Mesa


the trashiest city in all of arizona; a congregation point for b-ms and druggies alike. comparable to compton, ca, with a mexican flare. cigar shops and p-rn shops are plentiful, with a sufficient number of weird bus people milling about in the streets. entrance to the city is noted by a pungent smell of stale -ss. street corners and the front of 7-11s are a subst-tute for employment agencies in mesa, the city with the highest per capita amount of payday loan stores in the universe. most popular jobs: auto thief, landscaper, house painter, drug dealer/cop.

a charming city, really.
“mommy, why did g-d create mesa?”

“to extinguish any notions about the good of humankind, dear.”
the 3rd largest city in arizona. larger than cities like cleveland and cincinnati. home of the chicago cubs spring training. also home to a lot of snowbirds during the winter. has some of the best mexican food in the usa.
i live in mesa.
a spam looter from the wheel of time mud.
mesa says “this is f-cking horsesh-t!! i led that pk i deserve the heron!”

or

you godd-mn mesa wannabe.
east of phoenix, arizona. known for overabundance of payday loan stores, fast-food restaurants and big box stores. although mesa is the 3rd largest city in arizona and the 38th largest city in the united states, most residents of mesa are backwards uneducated hicks who are trying very hard to stop progress and make sure that mesa always remains a boring suburb.
welcome to jesusland. oops, i meant mesa.
this poor mexican kid that lives by the highway and thinks he is cool; also, he talks like a woman and attempts to mask his h-m-s-xuality by dating ugly girls and my sister
don’t throw your trash on the floor mesa, this isn’t mexico.

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