messfest


a term originating in the hudson valley namely the west point area. this term is used to describe nights and days of heavy drinking. a messfest will include multiple people and drinking of dirty thirties since money needs to be spread for the duration of the festival. a messfest will typically last 5-7 days.
john: “hey man, let’s have messfest soon. i want to drink myself r-t-rded.”

adam: “when i get back from college, i’m planning a messfest.”

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