Messunk



messunk; being so drunk you continually hit the wrong keys while talking to a friend on a messenger service.

depending on the depth of drunken state of the messunker, letters may be severely misplaced.

a combination of the words messaging and drunk.
sam: rhe pleather is jinda nicr

isabelle : … dude, are you messunk?

sam: i nay gave jad a tet.

isabelle: fail…

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