messunk; being so drunk you continually hit the wrong keys while talking to a friend on a messenger service.
depending on the depth of drunken state of the messunker, letters may be severely misplaced.
a combination of the words messaging and drunk.
sam: rhe pleather is jinda nicr
isabelle : … dude, are you messunk?
sam: i nay gave jad a tet.
- mexican fireplace
this is when you interrupt doggy-style -n-l coitus and replace your p-n-s with a bottle of hot sauce. thus, a mexican fireplace is in essence a hot sauce enema. last monday, mary begged for the mexican fireplace.
- mexican mimosa
a shot of tequila with champagne(1 part tequila, 2 parts champagne). the mexican mimosa is the blacksheep relative of the mimosa (oj and champagne) dan took advantage of the freshly popped bottle of moet, by pouring himself a gl-ss and then dropping a shot of jose cuervo into it. steve, scott, and adam gagged as […]
- tijuana line dance
noun. the act of throwing a box of bullets into a campfire usually with a large group of people. turned into a g-dd-mn tijuana line dance.
- tinder baby
a child birthed from the act of s-xual intercourse between two people who met each other through the popular dating app, tinder. tinder babies are the largest group of children that have six fingered hands. old lady: that baby is adorable! mother: thanks! it’s a tinder baby! old lady: be gone, heathen! bro #1: yo […]
adjective- another word for “childish”, although it doesn’t necessarily have to mean behavior that is similar to a child’s. pr-nounced “chal (like it rhymes with the name “al”) dish”. “girl, yo boo’s sh-t be chaldish!” “ain’t n-body made an a on they test…that m-th- was chaldish!”