Messy Kebab
to perform cunnilingual acts upon a lady friend whilst she is in the midst of a period, thus making your face look like you have just indulged in a drunken saucy meat based fast food dish.
i had no idea she had the painters in until the last minute, so i ended up eating a well messy kebab.
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