Messy March


n. the month of march, which is the month after february, where you m-st-rb-t- twice as much as you normall would to make up for no fap february.
guy: hey dude i just completed no fap february…
guy 2: well sh-t dude now you gotta do messy march!
guy: whats that?
guy 2: m-st-rb-t- twice as much!

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