Meta-Morph Mistress
a meta-morph mistress is your girlfriend on the side, who can change into what ever fantasy you can imagine. from a honeymoon honey, to a p-rn star paramour, or an elegant seductress, she is the uber gfe!
jack: i heard you got a new mistress.
me: yup, reagan. she is a meta-morph mistress!
jack: meta-morph? wtf is that?
me: she morphs into your wildest fantasy . . . girlfriend, lover, or companion.
jack: that’s wild!
me: yup, she even morphed me!
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