metaball


a telepathic sport where an invisible ball is p-ssed around the room at increasing velocities until someone leaves the room screaming.

see also: creative intimidation, group dynamics, office politics, -ssertion of superiority, social gambits.
it started out as simple one-upmanship but quickly devolved into a full on game of metaball.

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