Metal Geek


a metal geek, is a metal head that prides themselves on on there loyalty of sh-tty metal bands, they tend to hate all mainstream metal bands, and will turn on them at the first sight of success. they treat metal as if it was there own country club, it takes a special kind of metal head, to be a metal geek, usually ghostly white and pimply looking, one can recognize them from there distinct unhealthy overzealous love of slayer, and there fondness for swedish death metal bands, they tend to loath the metal bands, metallica, trivium, bullet for my valentine, as i lay dying, and avenged sevenfold, basically any metal band that has to much success, some of the most hardcore metal geeks, have even turned on slayer, because they won a grammy.
dave wearing his children of bodom t shirt, walks up to daniel and says. “hey dude, check out my band wargayzm, our band makes fun of trivium, and stuff.” daniel reply’s “dude, you are so fat, and have red frizzy hair, im not buying your cr-ppy cd” dave is the epitome of a “metal geek”.

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