Metal Matt


an awkwardly long hug. usually performed by your awkward friend. the hug may contain rubbing, patting or a combination of the two. as you start to pull away, they’ll just grab onto you more.
dude, casey’s metal matts make me feel like cutting off my arms so i don’t have to hug him anymore…

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