Metal Snob
a form of music sn-b that believes metal is the only music worth listening to, and that he/she was the first to ever know of it. usually busy spending their time arguing about what is metal and what is not, and why their taste in music is better than yours.
jim just said i don’t listen to true metal, what a metal sn-b.
a person who only listens to metal and feels p-ssionate that this is the best genre of music. they dislike other forms of music because of the simplicity of the instruments, bad singing, or just plain fail.
normal music fan: you should really like the jonas brothers, lady gaga, or american idol. death metal is scary…only metal sn-bs listen to it.
metalhead: listen to music with real instrumentals. that’s only metal music of course. most other music isn’t even as talented and will never come close.
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