Metala


metala(“метала” in bulgarian) is a fictional character in the bulgarian folklore. he is famous of being extremely smelly and poisonous. he can kill a person just by taking off his shirt. metala is famous for the chern-byl distaster. metala was the first person to determine the existence of the black hole. he is also noted for the discovery of the square model of the earth.
you smell like metala.

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