Metalitarian
extremist metalhead who does not allow any other music genre than metal to be played in their home, in their car, on their computer or even on their radio.
scene kid: i don’t know why you hang out with that guy, he’s a f-cking psycho just like every other metalhead in the world.
goth chick: what do you have against him? he’s never done anything to you.
scene kid: just last year, he kicked my -ss and busted my jaw for hating on metal… i’m telling you, he is a complete metalitarian.
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