Metalli-Crunch


a riffing style popularized by legendary metallica frontman james hetfield. it is basically a punk-rock style rhythm meets motorhead/nwobhm etc (new wave of british heavy metal) resulting in a potent machine-gun gallop sounding -rg-smic tune to what most metalhead calls now as thrash. their milestone debut alb-m “kill ’em all” introduced that kind of sound and after that it literally sp-wned hundreds of thrash bands mimicing that style.
“metallica single-handedly patented and perfected the metalli-crunch, that’s why they became a legend to the music world”

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