metamorsolace
metamorsolace is best described as that crazy sh-t you cook up in your head to make you feel better after breaking up with someone. for instance, when friend’s say sh-t to console you like “everything happens for a reason,” thinking that their sh-t is original and a magic cure for your sorry, lonely, single -ss; you, in turn, begin to come up with your own metaphors for describing your misery. it is in this process, that by bullsh-tting yourself, you manage to make yourself believe that something out of your control is the reason why you got dumped. i.e. “life is a journey, not an endpoint……sometimes there are potholes on the path, but there’s still a path.” usually this thought process occurs most often while drinking (like me now) and it provides a momentary vacation from your single-life reality which is more appropriately described as pathetic. (excuse me miss, i’ll have just one more beer thanks.)
therapist to patient: “i’d like you to try and metamorsolize your feelings and get that sh-t out. just let it out. tell me about that crazy b-tch that ruined your life but refer to her as a pothole on the road of life and this happened for a higher reason”
friend to friend: “i joined a yoga cl-ss!” friend back to friend “f-ck off, i’m in metamorsolace right now you insensitive pr-ck”
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