Metaphorical Testicles
a slang term used by females in conjunction with the words ‘suck my’ to emphasize when they really don’t give a f–k about a particular subject.
girl 1: ‘the royal wedding can suck my metaphorical t-st-cl-s’.
girl 2: ‘…’
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