metaphysical dock


it is the same as the original ned’s dock -cough cough- that is, a non existent p-n-s
girl 1- omg! i found out carl has a metaphysical dock yesterday!
girl 2- that’s awful!! what are you going to do?
girl 1- i’m going to have to leave him, he can’t please me.

girl 2- what a shame, i kinda liked him.

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